I’m considering taking ou …
I’m considering taking out a superinjuction I’m not quite sure what they are but I have noticed how a lot of people who have taken them out receive a lot of interest on twitter.
Continue ReadingI’m considering taking out a superinjuction I’m not quite sure what they are but I have noticed how a lot of people who have taken them out receive a lot of interest on twitter.
Continue ReadingI couldn’t get a ticket for the 21st anniversary Hillsborough Memorial service. But my mate’s a policeman and he opened the side gates to let me in.
Continue ReadingThank God for Private Browsing. Now my wife doesnt have to find out my sick, disturbing secret; That I play Runescape.
Continue ReadingDoes anyone know where I can spend my Sickipedia contribution points? I’ve just tried buying Haribo and KY Jelly in Tesco’s but they don’t accept them.
Continue ReadingIts really nice that there are some places where the White English Male can dominate. 100 years ago, in the days of the British Empire, it was a Quarter of the World, on which the sun never set. Now it’s an internet joke site that crashes several times a week. Still, better than nothing.
Continue ReadingSickipedia v3 reminds me of a BBC televote. Most votes do not register.
Continue ReadingA long and lingering death which seemed to go on forever and made a lot of people furious. No, not Jade – Sickipedia’s server.
Continue ReadingYou know that line that you’re not meant to cross? For a Sickipedian, that’s the starting line.
Continue ReadingAfter very nearly failing to perform in bed last night, the wife said she’d pop to the Internet Cafe and research erectile dysfunction. If I went wither.
Continue ReadingI found out that the girl I’ve been romancing over the internet has been using a fake picture. She actually looks nothing like Frank Bruno.
Continue ReadingI just saw a film about Facebook, I think I’ll let it know.
Continue ReadingJust got an email from GameStop about a new “Black Friday” deal Buy nothing, take anything?
Continue ReadingI’m the victim of one of those e-mail scams from Africa. I gave them my bank details hoping for 10 million quid but all they do is take 2 quid a month.
Continue ReadingIt would seem someone has been caught cheating by repeatedly changing their IP address to vote up their own jokes. Does IP mean “Internet Pikey”?
Continue ReadingSummer is my favourite time of year for one reason and one reason only… Facebook holiday bikini photos.
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