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I swear that I just saw a tranny on a confused.com advert. I think he/she misunderstood what they were advertising.
Continue ReadingI swear that I just saw a tranny on a confused.com advert. I think he/she misunderstood what they were advertising.
Continue ReadingI’m a PC and the ‘Delete history” option on Windows 95 was MY idea
Continue ReadingI can’t believe they shut down Wikipedia. How else am I going to make up diseases just to get out of work.
Continue ReadingI personally think that all girls with any type of STD should be listed on the internet. That way, we know which ones to use condoms for.
Continue ReadingThe ups and downs of Chatroulette The downs: Men masturbating. The ups: Knowing half of them are on Sickipedia.
Continue ReadingI walked in on the wife on the Internet. “You’re like a spider!” I said. “Because I’m always on the web?” she giggled. “No. I want you out of my house as soon as possible.”
Continue ReadingThe misses always goes on about how she wants to do something exciting like go on safari and experience Africa… …so I sat her in front of the computer, replaced internet explorer, and gave her aids from a dirty needle.
Continue ReadingFacebook: The only place I can poke my own Mother and not feel awkward the next morning…
Continue ReadingI’m constantly writing the wrong things on the wrong sites. FML
Continue ReadingMy internet connection was running so slow today. To speed things up, I knocked at my neighbours house and asked if they could place their router a little bit closer to the window.
Continue ReadingI don’t know why my eyes hurt. I’ve been up all night googling to find out why.
Continue ReadingDear Internet Service Provider, why when I call your helpline to report a problem with my broadband do I get an automated message giving me details of your website? I’m calling a broadband helpline so it’s a fairly safe bet I can’t get online. P.S. Yes I have already tried turning it off and on […]
Continue ReadingI love my ridiculously slow internet. Everyday I’m buffering.
Continue ReadingI’ve just started a conga on Twitter. I got 342,053 followers.
Continue ReadingAt least I’ve had something go down on me, today.
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