Category: internet

Friends Reunited.com: the most efective way to find all your old school mates……… And kill them.

“Girl, 17, who ‘met man on internet’ is found murdered on farm track” Obviously you people are more experienced then me, where can I hide the body so it can’t be found next time?

You know you’ve been on Sickipedia too long, when you burst into the BBC studios in a cloud of cs gas, hold a gun to Huw Edward’s head, and demand they start coming up with better material for our jokes…

There’s so many sheep on Twitter, I’m surprised the Welsh don’t use it as a dating site.

I had a look through my wife’s eBay search history today. It revealed a great deal.

There’s a valuable lesson to be learnt from Sickipedia: There’s an upside to everything in life.

Is it just me or is it every time Sickipedia lags people check the news to see if Jade Goody has died?

Only Texans would name a card game after what they do to their daughters.

It’s said that if we don’t heed the lessons from history, then we are destined to repeat the same mistakes. Not me! I always make sure I clear mine, ever since the wife read my last one.

I just took an online quiz called “How Gullible Are You?” Result? “Thank You for sharing all your personal information for market research.”

BBC News; What does your profile picture say about you? Mine says I’m “NOT” a 40 year old paedophile and rather that I am a teenage girl.

Russia experiencing Internet problems throughout the country, Must be Kremlin’s in the system.

What’s the difference between killing babies and Sickipedia’s new scoring system? Killing babies makes perfect sense.

The problem with the Internet is that I’m becoming hardened to acts of extreme violence. Yesterday whilst out shopping I got an erection watching a tramp being beaten up.

Two men made 250m in a year by making sperm available over the internet. Fantastic, I’d like to try that. How do you upload it from a keyboard?