Category: internet

It’s a sad time we live in when the first result for B on Google images is Blue Waffle

Sickipedia duplicate checker, made in China.

Me and my mate have just had a big fall out. He’s just been involved in a major car crash which left him with a paralysed spine a dead mum and dad and a written off car. Apparently asking him when he’s going to upload the pics on to facebook is unacceptable

Sky news – ‘Stricken Cruise Ship Gets Spam Airdrop’ Congratulations, You are the 999,999th cruise ship to visit these waters………

Sickipedia has a lot in common with Britain as there always seems to be a significant number of people who aren’t registered here.

I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don’t want to sound paranoid, but I’m pretty sure people are following me!

I got an email from a nigerian friend saying I have to see this website called sickipidia as its front page has the funniest sick jokes I will ever see! The worst 8 million quid I’ve ever spent….

How do I go about placing an advert on Sickipedia? I’ve a missing child advert that needs a placing and thought you guys would be the best help.

My jokes are like my browsing history: Almost always deleted except the occasional piece that goes unnoticed.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 sickipedians enjoy bandwagons

I was watching a film on the internet today and to watch it I had to answer a question to “prove I wasn’t a robot” Good idea, I’m sick of my robot slacking off and watching films on the internet.

I cant believe the costa coffee these days.

I’m seriously considering never coming back to Sickipedia. At least that way the texts I get will seem original in 6 month’s time

Neil Diamond showed up in my recommendations on Twitter. I thought, “that’s a hard act to follow.”

Just seen the Facebook group: “All women do is cry and bleed” …And the cooking if she knows what’s good for her.