Category: internet

How do you kill that which has no life? Cancel its World of Warcraft account.

When Windows displays a “You have performed an illegal operation” message, do you think your computer has noticed your internet history and is trying to rat you out?

Sickipedia… The only website which I hover my finger over F5 after opening

Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

“Woman dies after Facebook threat” I didn’t realise ‘The Social Network’ was an action movie.

‘I’m being fraped!’ My girlfriend put on her Facebook status. 37 likes! I think myself very lucky she accidently pressed that f.

Lazy Sickipedians… there’s a joke in there somewhere

Sickipedia’s connection loss to the database is more frequent than Fritzl’s incest runs.

If you’re a religious person there’s no such thing as inprivate browsing. God is always watching.

We had to bury my brother today. It was sad but his jokes really are that bad.

I never bookmark webpages, I just fold down the corner of the internet

The Sickipedia voting system reminds me of deep throat… A lot of sick and you know its good.

Any notice that the new Google Instant is like a very annoying person who answers a question before you’ve finished saying the question and they’ve got it wrong!

So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

IMDB.COM- “Spider-Man” producer Laura Ziskin dies” How apt that I found out on the web……..