Category: history

History. Or as it used to be called: the present.

President Obama says it is evil to deny the Holocaust. I don’t want to be evil so go ahead Holocaust. Do your thing.

I wonder how many people standing on the earth in 1870 predicted that less than 100 years later there would be a man standing on the moon. Whose name was Buzz.

In a History lesson today, the teacher asked us what we thought was the most horrific war ever. Apparently ‘ The Battle of Isengard’ was not a valid answer.

I’m considering spending the weekend at a castle. I’ve heard the knight life is really good there.

‘BBC News – Ancient Britons ‘Drank from skulls’ … That’s nothing new, haven’t they been to the north after chucking out time?’

“Obama and wife too later congratulate newly weds Harry and Kate” could this be the first time americans were late to support the british in a national event?

Anne Boleyn had a brother called Tenpin.

People keep saying that the wheel is the best invention ever. Have these people ever tried to ride a unicycle?

God must have loved the Africans. He gave them beautiful landscapes, majestic wildlife, valuable mines as well as a tremendous physical strength. Mind you, he did give us guns and chains.

I just changed history Oh I do love wikipedia

The only reason we, the French army surrendered to the Germans was because the American government phoned us and said it was coming to Rescue the situation.

My great grandad used to wonder the streets of London at midnight giving money to waitresses. He was called jack the tipper.

While visiting relations in South Africa , I decided to look up the family tree. Darwin was right. There were monkeys swinging in it’s upper branches.

It seems that Honest Abe was a big fan of the rap-rock genre. The question is, when attending a concert, where did Linkin Park?