Men who have six pack abs …
Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.
Continue ReadingMen who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend is getting a bit chubby, so I’ve bought her some running gear so she can go jogging. And I can change the locks.
Continue Readingyou make me as happy as an aneroxic in africa
Continue ReadingMy psychiatrist has diagnosed me with paranoia. But u can’t take any notice of him, he’s always had it in for me.
Continue ReadingWow that self testing examination for testicular cancer has really taken off with the Chavs..
Continue ReadingDawn French was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
Continue ReadingMy wife asked for jewellery for her birthday, so she was quite upset when I bought her a steel bar which fixes into door frames. “What do you expect me to do with it?” She asked angrily. “Come on love, chin up.”
Continue ReadingWhen I worked as a personal trainer my job was to help people with their fitness goals. Once this large woman said to me, “Can you help me define my abs?” “Certainly,” I said, “podgy, sloppy and disgusting.”
Continue ReadingMy New Year’s resolution was to get personal trainers for me and my wife. It.seems silly to share a pair when our feet are completely different sizes.
Continue ReadingI’m sick of people telling me I’m a weakling so tonight I went to the gym. After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it […]
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