Category: health

Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.

My girlfriend is getting a bit chubby, so I’ve bought her some running gear so she can go jogging. And I can change the locks.

you make me as happy as an aneroxic in africa

My psychiatrist has diagnosed me with paranoia. But u can’t take any notice of him, he’s always had it in for me.

Wow that self testing examination for testicular cancer has really taken off with the Chavs..

Dawn French was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.

My wife asked for jewellery for her birthday, so she was quite upset when I bought her a steel bar which fixes into door frames. “What do you expect me to do with it?” She asked angrily. “Come on love, chin up.”

When I worked as a personal trainer my job was to help people with their fitness goals. Once this large woman said to me, “Can you help me define my abs?” “Certainly,” I said, “podgy, sloppy and disgusting.”

My New Year’s resolution was to get personal trainers for me and my wife. It.seems silly to share a pair when our feet are completely different sizes.

I’m sick of people telling me I’m a weakling so tonight I went to the gym. After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it […]