Category: food and drink

I love cooking with wine… sometimes I put it in the food as well

What do you call a one legged ginger bread man? Limp biscuit.

“Jump in the car, I’m taking you out for something to eat” I said the wife. “I’ll pay if you drive.” “Ok!” she said “but I’m having something expensive!” “No problem,” I replied, “just make sure you speak your order loudly and clearly into the microphone.”

Health experts say red meat is the worst for your health. Surely not as bad as furry green meat.

Lidl are said to be extremely worried about the release of M&S Value products. It might affect the sales of their premium range.

I just watched a TV drama about a group of vegetarians. It was really Quorny.

Well I’ve read this book on etiquette from cover to cover. Just what is the correct way that I should eat this fried chicken in a bucket?