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How do you make profiteroles shiny? With choux polish.
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Continue ReadingMy friend snorts 10 lines of liquorish each day. He has allsorts of problems.
Continue ReadingDo ya know what I don’t understand. Why dont they use the glue from post it notes for sticking the lids down on ready meals so that you can actually get into them. Then they could use the glue from the ready meals packaging for something useful, such as adhesive bonding for repairing cracks in […]
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Continue Reading.. thinks life was much more simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just Mr. Kiplings pie fillings.
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Continue ReadingAt a family Barbecue, I ended up falling out with everyone because not one of them even gave my girlfriend a chance they just stared at her black skin, I had to eat most of her myself. Racists.
Continue ReadingWhy are blondes like cornflakes? Because they’re simple, easy, and they taste good.
Continue ReadingMcDonald’s: Giving abusive husbands somewhere to meet their children since 1955.
Continue ReadingI love to get the brushes out and watch my five-year-old do some painting but if she keeps falling off the ladder she’ll never finish that window.
Continue ReadingI got kicked out of my son’s school summer fayer today for having an inappropriate name for my pancake stall. Apparently, ‘Toss Off’ wasn’t appropriate.
Continue ReadingWhilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye..I am now parsley sighted.
Continue ReadingMy wife gave me a wicker basket full of cold meats, sandwiches, fruit cake and crockery and told me to take it to the car. I couldn’t do it, I was hampered.
Continue ReadingDelia Smith once said there is nothing worse than a soggy souffl. As a diabetic throat cancer patient I wouldn’t know, but it certainly sounds awful.
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