Category: food and drink

Dr Pepper : It’s not for diabetics

BBC News: “Dead baby found in London hotel” Or as I like to call it, dinner.

My guinea pigs are so sweet. Which is strange as most people consider them as a savoury item.

I was in a Chinese restaurant recently and I was thinking about how a small duck is called a duckling — and I canceled my order of dumplings

This last month I have ordered 4 Chinese meals from 4 different Chinese takeaways. Every time they had the same delivery driver. Strange.

Why, when I order a burger, do I get a side-salad, yet when I order a salad, I don’t get a side-burger?

I feel really sorry for those Norwegians who drowned while trying to escape from the gunman. If only they had a packet of Walkers each they would have been saved….

I complained to the waiter, “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.” The waiter replied, “that could very well be, Sir, the cook used to be a tailor….”

BBC News Today: ‘Global Dip in spam shortlived.’ argh what am I going to dip my spam in now.

I’m suing Um Bongo for false advertising, they claim it to be drunk in the Congo, but when I went there all they seemed to drink was unsafe water.

Whats Maddie McCanns favourite Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavour? Phish Food!

Cadbury should accept Kraft’s takeover bid. Just imagine – a “half and half” bar of Dairy Milk and Dairylea. Sales dynamite..

When we were first married my wife asked me how I liked my steak and I replied ‘rare’. I think she misunderstood, that was eight years ago and she’s only ever cooked steak twice since.

Yahoo News “Orange signs iPhone deal with Apple” That has to be the healthiest headline ever.

My friend and I both bought burgers. Knowing I don’t like the sauce she asked if she could have it. I told her to relish it.