Category: food and drink

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

Apparently Pret a Manger give all their unsold food at the end of the day to the local homeless. So essentially, by buying any of their pretentious products, you’re taking food from the hungry. Nice.

Ah, payday tomorrow. Or as I like to call it: Hangover eve.

I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is Life on Mars.

All i did was pop to the shops for half an hour, but inadvertantly, discovered a great recipe for oven roasted dog.

I tried to find out if our local Mexican bistro was actually moving the ‘Chilli’ section on its menu, but they’re keeping it under wraps.

Greggs advert – “All our food is made with love” I know an ice-cream man who went to jail for that.

A dyslexic kid asks his mum for a McDonalds. She says you can have one if you spell it, the kid replies “Never mind… I’ll have a K.F.C”

“I consider myself truly fortunate to be in the company of such a wonderful woman” I said, reaching across and taking her hand. “You look ravishing my dear, and that outfit suits you so well. Look at us! Fate has thrust us together and we can dance on love’s outstretched arm tonight. The food, the […]

I walked past a specialist African Food Store the other day… It was empty.

Personally, I fail to see the ‘fun’ part of having 90 pringles in a tin.

Why can’t fast food places be honest & call “Potato Wedges”, “Big Undercooked Chips” instead.

My girlfriend has nicknamed me the Incredible Hunk. In keeping with the super hero theme I’ve named the lazy, fat, crisp-munching slag – Golden Wonder Woman.

I live life on the edge. Just this afternoon I ate a piping hot bowl of soup with a fork.

I was eating a sandwich the other day and as i finished the first half i felt i’d had enough and decided to throw the other half in the bin. As i was doing so a woman approached and said ”How can you do that? Think of all the starving children in Africa” I turned […]