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Just been on the Walls Sausage’s web-site……..loads of links.
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Continue Reading“Butchers pedigree chunks”, Quality dog food coated in a thick gravy sauce with minerals & herbs extracts .. “Made in china.”
Continue ReadingFor my course at catering college last year, I wrote a 2000 word essay on beer. I couldn’t read a word of it when I’d sobered up.
Continue ReadingI’m going to open a restaurant and have a main course called ‘Monty Hall’s Curry Surprise’. Two thirds of the time it will be goat meat
Continue ReadingWalkers are now doing an “Extra Fill” bag which means you get 30% extra crisps if you’re not very good with numbers that means you get an extra 3 crisps
Continue ReadingI don’t eat indian food anymore. I just chuck a tenner down the toilet. It cuts out the middle man.
Continue ReadingI’m gutted I got kicked out of my local cinema for taking my own food. It’s been ages since I had a BBQ.
Continue ReadingLondon is quite like a pack of Rowntrees, there are the black ones, that no one really likes, but there are no white ones.
Continue ReadingI tried to genetically change an Apple, but it all went pear shaped.
Continue ReadingRecently I’ve been starring in a series of adverts selling processed meat. I’m a Quorn star.
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was dragged under by a strong current.
Continue ReadingDon’t talk to me about the laws of probability. I opened a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti for lunch today, and it was filled entirely with letter ‘o’s. The odds against that happening must be astronomical.
Continue ReadingNeed a curry urgently; then just call the emergency curry service. All you do is dial Naan Naan Naan
Continue ReadingIf we’re not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
Continue ReadingWhat do you call someone who’s scared of KFC? A chicken.
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