Category: food and drink

McDonalds: putting something happy in your kids box since 1979

Death row prisoners…. Increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from Pizza Hut.

Have you ever stopped to think who actually tries dog food to know it has a “newly improved flavour”?

A study has found that Mothers have now started to drink breast milk. Looks like the cows want it back

A good woman is like a good loaf of bread She should have a bouncy body, not taste too yeasty and preferably she should be white.

I’ve just been appointed as the new chairman of the Vegetarian Society. My first job is to arrange the Annual General Quorning.

It took me a long time to order breakfast this morning. By the time I’d alphabetically arranged it all, it had gone cold.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

My family was trying to decide where to eat last night. My Mum and Sister wanted Chinese but Me and my Dad wanted Indian. As the football was on we decided that our team won we’d go Chinese but if we lost, we’d go Indian….. …..It ended in a Thai

A man goes into a restaurant and asks, “Waiter, how do you prepare the chicken?” “It’s nothing special,” he replies. “We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die!”

I work as a Barman and for a while now i have been worried as i’m always hearing voices at work even though there is no one there. To try and figure out what has been happening to me i went to the Doctor’s and told him my about my problem. The Doctor gave me […]

Obama bbq outrage: As Cameron suggests they pick whichever corn on the cob they want…

Driving past a McDonald’s in Scotland, there was a sign in the window saying “free big mac” my wife turned to me and said “why what did he do?”.

I’m so conservative, when I go to KFC, I only order the right wings.

I eat like a pig but I’m still really skinny Whatever the farmer puts in the trough really works!