After a hearty meal I sti …
After a hearty meal I still had half a sandwich left on my plate, “Do you want a box for that?” the waitress asked.. “No”, I replied, “but I’ll wrestle you for a cup of coffee.”
Continue ReadingAfter a hearty meal I still had half a sandwich left on my plate, “Do you want a box for that?” the waitress asked.. “No”, I replied, “but I’ll wrestle you for a cup of coffee.”
Continue ReadingI had the blackest coffee last night before going to bed. Robbed me of about 8 hours sleep. Typical, eh?
Continue ReadingLast night, my wife said we should introduce food into our love making. She didn’t see the funny side when I said I’ll bring the crabs.
Continue ReadingWhere do Americans go for seconds of curry? Baltimore.
Continue ReadingQ: What do you call two Muslim women with slices of cheddar on their heads? A: Double Cheese Burkha. Q: What do you call two smelly Muslim women with slices of cheddar on thier heads? A Double Cheese Burkha with Flies.
Continue Readinga menu or as i like to call it a woman’s c.v
Continue ReadingTo all the fat ladies out there, remember, stressed is desserts spelt backwards.
Continue ReadingLife is like a box of chocolates; my wife gets really annoyed when I try to finish hers.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a disabled sausage? A cripolata.
Continue ReadingWhy are people so bothered about genetically modified foods? I mean just last week me and the family sat down to a delicious plate of beef wings.
Continue ReadingA single punch can kill. If you lace it with enough antifreeze.
Continue ReadingBought an ice-cream from an Australian earlier. I had a 66.
Continue ReadingExercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Continue ReadingWhat Is The Diffrence Between A Muslim And A Kebab… I Like Kebabs.
Continue ReadingIt makes sense that non-alcoholic drinks are called virgins, because I stopped being one as soon as I started getting alcohol in me too.
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