My wife says I’m a pessim …
My wife says I’m a pessimist and should stop being so negative all the time. God I have so many flaws.
Continue ReadingMy wife says I’m a pessimist and should stop being so negative all the time. God I have so many flaws.
Continue ReadingI explained to the girl as gently as I could that I didn’t want to continue our relationship and I couldn’t see us going anywhere. There wasn’t anyone else involved but I just didn’t love her anymore and I wanted her to move out of my house. I felt a bit guilty but I knew […]
Continue ReadingI told my family about this website…now none of them are speaking to me.
Continue ReadingMy Mum recently got divorced and married a guy in a wheelchair. Do I still call him my step dad?
Continue ReadingA farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his hairy face, he had his photo taken and sent it off to his parents. […]
Continue ReadingI was asked the question, “What would you rather be, blind or deaf?” I answered deaf, my wife is pretty hot but her voice does my head in.
Continue ReadingI was driving along the road the other day when I saw a man trying to run his wife down in his car. I was going to stop to help but he looked like he had it under control
Continue ReadingIm a real family man Im loyal to to all eight of my familes.
Continue ReadingI want to be just like my dad… … and not have any children.
Continue ReadingI treat my radiator and daughter the same. I bleed them regularly.
Continue ReadingI’ve made quite a few mistakes in my life. The Child Support Agency kindly send me letters to remind me.
Continue ReadingWent on a pleasure trip last weekend. Drove my mother-in-law to the airport.
Continue ReadingAn argument recently overheard in a primary school playground. “Your Mum’s like a double decker bus… there’s always room for one more on top.” “Yeah, well YOUR MUM’S like a double decker… she only costs a pound to ride and kids under five go free.”
Continue ReadingIt’s amazing how having a baby can change some people. My wife used to be quite attractive.
Continue ReadingI remember i once went to see my nan as a little boy. The trainers with the lights in the heel were cool, but the spongebob dungarees didnt suit her.
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