My wife just threw lemona …
My wife just threw lemonade all over me. She’s so spriteful.
Continue ReadingMy wife just threw lemonade all over me. She’s so spriteful.
Continue ReadingI like Trains. Because one killed my Wife
Continue ReadingYour mum’s so fat that I wouldn’t be surprised if it caused her some minor health problems, or even some troubles in her day-to-day running of things. She may also suffer from lack of confidence, self-esteem issues and/or minor depression. I would suggest for her to get some counselling.
Continue Reading“Daddy, why is mum zig-zagging down the garden?” “Quiet son, I’m trying to aim.”
Continue ReadingMother-in-law gags are all well and good, but I prefer to use a sedative.
Continue ReadingMy wife’s just left me because she was fed up of my constantly optimistic approach to life. She’ll be back though, i just know it, and we’ll be together forever and never be unhappy.
Continue ReadingApparently my wife wants to divorce me because of my appearance. I haven’t shown up in two years.
Continue ReadingMy mother died whilst giving birth to me. So I was breast fed by my grandma. It didn’t affect me though. Well, I like my milk past the sell by date now but that’s all.
Continue ReadingYo Momma is so fat, bouncy castles hire her for parties.
Continue ReadingI found out the other day that my Dad was an undercover journalist. That was news to me…
Continue ReadingIrony is growing up thinking ur mum would be the one to catch you masturbating….
Continue ReadingI love it when the ice cream man comes out, so I can see all the hot and sweaty kids chasing after him, getting their lolly’s and licking away, I never did understand what granddad meant when he said that.
Continue ReadingJust finished my last test, and now I’ve got two weeks of blissful ignorance before I found out how bad I’ve done. I mean, I can’t be father to all of them.
Continue ReadingMy mother-in-law came round earlier and really made my day… She left early.
Continue ReadingMy wife and I have recently discovered that our teenage daughter is a compulsive liar. Sounds like a great ‘get out of jail free card’ to me.
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