It takes a big man to cry …
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Continue ReadingIt takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Continue ReadingI’m the youngest of 3, my parents are both older.
Continue ReadingI tried to be Friends With Benefits with myself. It turns out I wanted more, but I didn’t.
Continue ReadingI grew up without having a dad and it made me mature quicker, more independent and stronger. That’s why I’m ditching my kids, it’s for their own good.
Continue ReadingMoney can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you divorces. Good enough right?
Continue ReadingMy spouse absconded from me as a result of my impulsion to utilise a synonym reference book upon the entirety of my colloquy
Continue ReadingI’m well excited, I think my wifes taking me on a surprise holiday; I overheard a couple of work colleagues talking about how she’s packing my bags. It’ll be good for us since our marriage has been on the rocks for a while now.
Continue ReadingJohn: I am a man of few words Bill: I am married too
Continue ReadingAt the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old?
Continue ReadingI bought the Mother-in-Law a lovely chair for her birthday. If she’d only plug it in…
Continue ReadingI had a dream in which my wife was involved in a car accident and tragically killed… i woke up in tears that morning… …because i realized she wasn’t actually dead.
Continue ReadingYour mums so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Continue ReadingMy mother’s told me that I’ve inherited my grandfather’s genes. And his shirts and a packet of werthers.
Continue ReadingI don’t need omega 3 pills to taste fish all day. I’ve got my wife for that.
Continue ReadingWhenever I tell my wife that we’re leaving, I always say “Let’s bounce.” Not because I think it sounds better than “Let’s move.” I just like to remind her that she doesn’t have any legs.
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