Category: family

The wife said that i never took her out for anything to eat and drink, so took her out for tea and biscuits the other day… it was her first time as a blood donor.

My 13 year old daughter who goes to McEntee school in Walthamstow London says I’ve got a problem with trust. So I’ve decided to not pick her up from school tomorrow to show that I trust her to walk home alone.

My wife and I recently adopted a beautiful little ginger. We had a choice but he was easily the cutest. It’s ok, it’s a kitten.

Trust me. It’s better to walk in on both of your parents than just one.

Apart from the police, what’s the only thing a black man will run away from? RESPONSIBILITY

My wife was in the bathroom the other day and shouted, “Ewwww there’s a spider!” I thought to myself, “Has it really been that long?”

My dads in a coma. He’s living the dream.

I got my son a stripper for his birthday. My wife wasn’t impressed, but it’s not every day he turns 4.

I walked in from work today and my wife looked upset in a panic. “Our daughter’s been missing since 8 o’clock this morning,” she wept. “It’s 9pm now!” “Quick, phone the police,” I said. “And throw me the car keys.” “Call me if you find her,” she cried, as I walked out the door. “Sure […]

My child was complaining to me about how he didn’t want to go visit his grandma. I told him to shut up and continue digging.

I was going to go on strike today, no recognition after years of hard work, the financial hardship and years of misery after retirement. I suppose its my own fault though for getting Married

My daughter stood there. Her slender thighs covered in sheer stockings, her skirt so short it revealed the tops of her suspenders. She wore a top so tight and see-through that it showed every curve of her young supple body. My wife had decided that this was the last time I’d be sent clothes shopping […]

My dad was a man of few words. I remember he once said to me, “Son”.

Our child kicked my wife so I smacked him hard. My wife says I over reacted and that it’s common during pregnancy.

my eleven month old just took her first steps… towards the foster home if she touch’s my playstation again