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I have a dream: a dream that one day, little black girls and little white girls will play with each other !
Continue ReadingI have a dream: a dream that one day, little black girls and little white girls will play with each other !
Continue ReadingI phoned the wife today, “I had a terrible dream.” And? “You were there.” And? “What do you mean? And?
Continue ReadingLast year , all of my dreams came true. This year , I’m sat here in this prison cell , wishing that they hadn’t.
Continue Reading“I was having superb dream about you.” I said to my wife as I woke. “You were doing something really nice to me.” “Maybe it will come true.” she said. “What was it?” “I hope so.” I replied. “Leaving.”
Continue ReadingI had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up… My wife was dead. Great morning all round, really.
Continue ReadingThey should rate dreams on a scale of Martin Luther King to Freddy Krueger
Continue ReadingMy dreamcatcher broke last night. Nightmare!
Continue ReadingI went to a psychiatrist about a recurring nightmare , where me and two friends get a bill for 25, and have to split it three ways. That’s 8.33333333333…………..
Continue ReadingI used to be pretty big-headed. I’m perfect now though
Continue ReadingI once won a dream holiday to the Bahamas. I woke up gutted.
Continue Reading“Doctor, I really need your help”, I said. “Every night for the past two weeks I’m dreaming about some rats playing football.” “Here, take these pills tonight before you go to bed and you will be fine.” “But can I take them starting tomorrow?” “Why?” “Because tonight they play the final.”
Continue ReadingDidn’t get much sleep last night, I kept dreaming I was frozen & then dropped off a cliff. I’m absolutely shattered this morning.
Continue ReadingA place without thought. Imagine that.
Continue ReadingI dreamt I was a woman last night. When I woke up, the house was spotless. Looks like the wife couldn’t sleep again.
Continue ReadingI said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?” I said, “No, I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone.”
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