Category: difference

What’s the difference between men and women? wo

What’s the difference between Rick Saloman and Michael Jackson? Rick Saloman has only had one night in Paris

What’s the difference between a toilet and a woman? A toilet doesn’t follow you around for days after you’ve used it.

I chastised a dinner guest because he expressed his wind after his meal, but he was unrepentant. “I come from Saudi Arabia, and it is polite to do that to show one’s appreciation of the food” he said. That may be so, but I’m sure it’s not polite to follow through all over your chair.

what’s the difference between my wife and a dog? i let the dog out on weekends

What’s the difference between Jordan and Maddie? Jordan’s tighter.

What’s the difference between a dissolution and a solution? A dissolution would be to throw a paki into a tank of acid. A solution would be to throw them all into it.

If someone says ‘don’t tell a soul’ does that mean you can still tell gingers?

What’s the difference between The Descent and What Katie did next? One is based around a giant cave that housed some backward blind specimen and the other is a film worth watching.

The difference between being married and being single? When you’re single, it takes you two hours to get ready to go out. When you’re married, it takes you two hours to get ready to leave the pub.

What’s the difference between an NFL quarterback and 19th century governments? Nothing. Black people are still being worked hard with a white guy taking all the credit.

What is the difference between a black man and a bicycle? A bicycle doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and global warming? People still care about global warming.

Depeche Mode singer Dave Gahan caused fury in Peru- by thanking the wrong country. After a concert in Lima, he shouted: “Thanks very much, Chile.” I know exactly how he feels. At the end of an after-dinner speaking gig last week, I said to the audience: “Ladies and gentlemen of Hull, goodnight.” Turns out I […]

What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and my sweaty pants? Sweaty pants will stick at the crease all day.