I ordered a new welcome m …
I ordered a new welcome mat and decided to have it delivered. I told them that, if I am not in just leave it by the front door. They said they could not leave a package outside as it might get stolen.
Continue ReadingI ordered a new welcome mat and decided to have it delivered. I told them that, if I am not in just leave it by the front door. They said they could not leave a package outside as it might get stolen.
Continue ReadingWhat do twins and fruit fetishists have in common? They both come in pears
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Jordan and the X Factor? The X Factor only had half a million entries this year
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the World Economy and Tommy Cooper ? Everybody laughed when Tommy Cooper collapsed
Continue ReadingWhat is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, then goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between women and computers? You can stick a floppy into a computer.
Continue ReadingWhat is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl says “who”, “who” and a black owl says “who dat”, “who dat”.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the KKK and the English government? One knows what its doing, and the other doesn’t have a klu.
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between praying in a church and praying on the golf course? You really mean it when youre on the golf course…
Continue ReadingI love playin rock, paper, scissors with quadrapeligics; they always go for rock
Continue ReadingAhhhhh……..Oral in the morning, Role play in the afternoon. I better start revising for these French tests.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a prison facial? One’s a convict chewing his gum and the other’s a convict gooing his chum.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between an American and a tub of lard? The tub.
Continue ReadingWatching 8 out of 10 cats through my fingers – Jimmy Carr looks like he’s been crying. Hope they drop him and bring in someone we can feel comfortable with, like Michael Barrymore.
Continue ReadingQ: How can you tell the difference between a happy sperm and an unhappy sperm? A: The happy sperm is the one with egg on his face.
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