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Whay did the cyclops say to his missis? You’re the one eye love…
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Continue ReadingA black girl at work asked me “Have you ever been with a sister before?” I told her “No… just a few cousins.”
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between hitler and sickipedia? Hitler liked duplicates
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between your mum and a bag of apples? Your mum’s a slag.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a woman and a plate? You lick a plate when you’re finished.
Continue ReadingFirst world stoner problem: Not being able to hear the TV over the sound of crisps being eaten. Third world stoner problem: Nothing to get rid of cottenmouth.
Continue Readingonly_girls_allowed wrote: What’s the difference between Kate and Gerry McCann and Josef Fritzl? Josef knows where his daughter is. ————————————– That’s not really a difference is it?
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the Eithiopian plane crash and Michael Jackson? One makes a crash site, the other makes a site crash
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a brothel and daycare? You use protection in a brothel.
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between Susan Boyle and Susan Boyle’s house? Her house has been broken in.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Cary Grant and Russell Grant? You can rustle Cary Grant….
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