Category: difference

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Chicken Pox? Chicken Pox is still coming over kids.

What’s the difference between cheryl cole and Susan boyle. An erection.

What’s the difference between Wal-mart and Michael Jackson? At Wal-mart, kids’ clothing is only 10% off.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Jade Goody? Jade Goody only left two boys behind weeping.

Lady Gaga & Dr. Seuss surprisingly have a lot in common. Both of them are known for being kooky, for breaking boundaries and for being men.

Q. What’s the difference between an emo and a goth? A. What’s the point? You wouldn’t understand

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of marshmallows? Not much. They’re both white, made children’s faces all sticky, and will be roasted in fire soon.

What’s the difference between an over curious archaeologist and Kanye West? The archaeologist is a nosey digger.

What is the connection between; Jade Goody. Phil Cornwell and Michael Jackson ? Dead Minger Dead Ringer Dead Singer.

Whats the the difference between Steven Barker and Gary Glitter? One beats up kids and the other beats off on kids.

What’s the difference between a baby and a banana? I don’t get a hard on peeling a banana.

What’s the difference between Amanda Holden and Pizza Express? Pizza Express can manage a delivery.

What’s the difference between a woman and a towel? On the towel you look for the dry places.

A friend of mine pulled out the old joke of shoving two fingers under my nose and saying “Smell your mum” So I punched him in the face and said “Smell your Nan.”

What’s the difference between Alice in Wonderland and Billy Wright? Alice made it out of the Maze…..