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BBC NEWS: A Tibetan Mastiff was sold today in China for $600,000 dollars American. Idiots…You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS: A Tibetan Mastiff was sold today in China for $600,000 dollars American. Idiots…You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Emile Heskey and a table football player? Heskey’s black.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a Dalek? A Dalek has got an English accent.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Amy Winehouse? Amy got at least one killer shot in before she died.
Continue ReadingWhat the difference between a fiddle and a violin? You don’t get arrested for violining with kids.
Continue ReadingWomen’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: “Eeww! That’s horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this.” Men’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: “Hmmm… Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?”
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between a paedophile and a teacher? Teachers get paid.
Continue Reading“What’s the difference between carol singers and trick or treat kids ?” “Nothing, You are getting life imprisonment for both crimes.”
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