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What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Haiti? I know where Madeleine McCann is.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a paedophile and a pediatrician? The paedophile really loves children.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Alecia Moore and Humpty Dumpty? One is Pink and had a great fall, the other is an egg.
Continue ReadingI woke up this morning in my own bed, sheets dry, with full memory of everything I did the night before. Dude, I was so sober last night…
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Father Christmas and the Citylink Delivery man? One is a fictional character who doesn’t actually deliver presents at Christmas and the other is Santa.
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between RAM and CPU…. You can’t CPU a gibbon.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Rememberence Day and an Andy Parsons joke? We only have 2 minutes silence on Rememberence Day.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Ronaldo and God? God doesn’t think he’s Ronaldo..
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the England national team and the new iPhone 4? England’s reception was a lot better than I expected.
Continue ReadingI go to school in India and we all laugh in exams when names like Harry and Tom come up.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a battery and a Chav? A battery has a positive side.
Continue ReadingWhat weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers? Your mum. It was a trick question.
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