Category: difference

BBC NEWS: A Tibetan Mastiff was sold today in China for $600,000 dollars American. Idiots…You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.

I was going to make a joke about stammering. But it’s a big no no.

What’s the difference between my wife and a dead baby? My wife hasn’t stopped crying.

Q: What’s the difference between a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman? A: In each case, there’s a moron who didn’t pull it out on time

What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and a table football player? Heskey’s black.

What’s the difference between Gary Glitter and Maddie McCanns parents? Gary Glitter comes back from holiday with more kids than he left with.

Whats the difference between rob green and jade goody? Jade goody could have saved that.

We are all individuals except for me.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a Dalek? A Dalek has got an English accent.

A maths teacher’s wife gave birth to two twins, and they were called dy and dx. I told him that I couldn’t differentiate between the two.

What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Amy Winehouse? Amy got at least one killer shot in before she died.

What the difference between a fiddle and a violin? You don’t get arrested for violining with kids.

Women’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: “Eeww! That’s horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this.” Men’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet: “Hmmm… Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?”

Whats the difference between a paedophile and a teacher? Teachers get paid.

“What’s the difference between carol singers and trick or treat kids ?” “Nothing, You are getting life imprisonment for both crimes.”