Category: difference

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Haiti? I know where Madeleine McCann is.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas? Father Christmas still empties his sack in little boys bedrooms!

What is the difference between a baby and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t scream when you pack it with meat.

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once!

What’s the difference between a paedophile and a pediatrician? The paedophile really loves children.

What’s the difference between Alecia Moore and Humpty Dumpty? One is Pink and had a great fall, the other is an egg.

I woke up this morning in my own bed, sheets dry, with full memory of everything I did the night before. Dude, I was so sober last night…

What’s the difference between Father Christmas and the Citylink Delivery man? One is a fictional character who doesn’t actually deliver presents at Christmas and the other is Santa.

Whats the difference between RAM and CPU…. You can’t CPU a gibbon.

What’s the difference between Rememberence Day and an Andy Parsons joke? We only have 2 minutes silence on Rememberence Day.

What’s the difference between Ronaldo and God? God doesn’t think he’s Ronaldo..

What’s the difference between the England national team and the new iPhone 4? England’s reception was a lot better than I expected.

I go to school in India and we all laugh in exams when names like Harry and Tom come up.

What’s the difference between a battery and a Chav? A battery has a positive side.

What weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers? Your mum. It was a trick question.