Category: difference

What’s the difference between Jade Goody and an Elephant? Cancer

What’s the difference between a white baby and a black baby? About 10 minutes on a high gas mark.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Prince Phillip? Hitler’s dead.

What’s the difference between Americans and sumo wrestlers? Americans make sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

What is the difference between owning a Ferrari and being a suicide bomber? If you have a Ferrari, you’ll be blown up but at least you have a CHANCE of getting with 72 virgins

What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my sister? That’s not a joke, I genuinely can’t think of a difference.

What’s the difference between the a Royal Mail strike and Diana? A Royal Mail strike stops the post … and a post stops Diana

What’s the difference between Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein? One’s washed up at the bottom of the sea, the other’s hanging out to dry.

What’s the difference between a toilet-brush and a toothbrush? The taste.

What’s the difference between Manchester City and Swine Flu? At least Swine Flu is reaching Europe.

What’s the difference between James Corden and AIDS? I don’t hope AIDS will suffer from James Corden.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

What do Madeleine McCann and Everton’s defence have in common? They both went missing in Portugal.

What’s the difference between a pool party and and a fancy dress party? Nothing to me, I usually go as Tarzan to either.

What’s the difference between a boxer and a woman? A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up.