Category: difference

Whats the difference between a catholic preist and Gary Glitter? At least Gazza will use a condom.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson? Someone really should’ve told Michael Jackson he’d get nowhere with kids.

What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer!

What’s the difference between a traffic warden and a sperm cell? The sperm cell has at least 1 out of 375,000,000 chance of getting a life.

What’s the difference between your mum and our local? Our local gives good head.

Whats the difference between a woman and a ball of string? The string won’t go on for ever.

What is the difference between a midget and a freak? Political correctness

What’s the difference between you and your mum? Your mum is trying to diet…

Whats the difference between pinball and my wife? Ive only cheated on pinball once.

Whats the difference between Sickipedia and the 18th century? Not a lot really…

What’s the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

What’s the difference between the Haitian Earthquake and Madeleine McCann? One started at the bottom of the sea…

Whats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Sir Alex will still be pulling young men off in August.

There’s those times you know what you’re talking about, and then there’s times when… you know.. when you.. well you know what I mean.

What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Heather Mills? Heather Mills has got a right foot.