Category: difference

Whay did the cyclops say to his missis? You’re the one eye love…

A black girl at work asked me “Have you ever been with a sister before?” I told her “No… just a few cousins.”

Whats the difference between hitler and sickipedia? Hitler liked duplicates

What’s the difference between your mum and a bag of apples? Your mum’s a slag.

What’s the difference between a woman and a plate? You lick a plate when you’re finished.

First world stoner problem: Not being able to hear the TV over the sound of crisps being eaten. Third world stoner problem: Nothing to get rid of cottenmouth.

only_girls_allowed wrote: What’s the difference between Kate and Gerry McCann and Josef Fritzl? Josef knows where his daughter is. ————————————– That’s not really a difference is it?

What’s the difference between the Eithiopian plane crash and Michael Jackson? One makes a crash site, the other makes a site crash

What’s the difference between a brothel and daycare? You use protection in a brothel.

Whats the difference between Susan Boyle and Susan Boyle’s house? Her house has been broken in.

What’s the difference between Cary Grant and Russell Grant? You can rustle Cary Grant….