Category: definitions

What is the definition of impossible? Using all of your Rizla papers before the cardboard packaging runs out.

Women are like a fine wine: when drunk, they are fantastic.

Irony: Soldiers playing “Risk” in Afghanistan.

Hedonistic (n) – Victoria Beckham

What’s the definition of gross? When you go down on a pregnant woman and something grabs your tongue.

Intermittent: (adj) Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.

The definition of irony: Supernanny Jo Frost giving weight loss tips to parents about their kids.

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

Whoever invented the phrase, “And one for good luck”, obviously never met someone with Downs Syndrome.

Awkward: when someone stops you in the street for directions an you end up walking the same way next to each other

Nothing says you’re a mute.

Foot (noun): Device used for finding lego in the dark.

What do you call a woman who has been mauled on the side of her head by a cat ? Claudia

PMT: (n) An afternoon hot beverage.

Definition of contradiction! As seen on teletext, Healthy people are dying of swine flu.