Category: definitions

Definition of a computer virus: They replicate quickly. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system […]

“Gynaecologist” – A crack investigator.

Observational Comedy. Whats that all about then?

Forward slash (adj) – giving directions to the guns n roses guitarist.

The definition of terror – When you message your girlfriend and hear your wifes text tone.

Apathy. I can take or leave it.

The REAL definition of irony. God giving women wisdom teeth.

Arachnoleptic fit – The frantic dance you perform just after you have walked through a spider’s web.

What’s the definition of perfect balance? A pregnant hunchback!

I looked up “redirect” in the dictionary. It read, “See divert”.

A new definition for Pole Position: Lying in the trees at the end of the track.

i looked in an atlas and the world really is flat!

What’s the definition of cruelty? Walking into an orphanage at Christmas singing, “We Are Family.”

I suffer from aibohphobia-the fear of palindromes.

What’s the definition of an office dilemma? Having a raging hard on concealed only by your desk when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off.