Category: computers/technology

I’ve seen the leaked Scarlett Johansson nude photos, and honestly, I’m disgusted. A measly 2 megapixels, in this day and age?

I hate my iPhone always auto correcting my swear words…piece of shut.

Problems being a single loser? There’s a cat for that

Customer: I would like to purchase Windows Vista. Helpdesk: No problem, em. Which one would you like? Customer: What is there? Helpdesk: Vista Home basic, Vista Home Basic upgrade, Vista Home Premium, Vista Home Premium Upgrade, Vista Bussiness full version or the upgrade, Vista Enterprise or Enterprise Upgrade, Vista 32 bit or 64 bit for […]

The games box said, “Needs Windows Vista, XP, or better”. So I installed Linux.

Will the ‘i’ phenomenon ever stop? Now theres even a hurricane called an iRENE

The way I motivate myself for work is to set my screensaver as photos of my ex-girlfriends. I never stop working for more than 4 minutes and 59 seconds.

I bet Gaddafi regrets allowing his iPhone to use his current location.

I’ve just bought a new hard drive for my computer, but I’ve come to realise that the instruction manuals are getting more and more complicated nowadays. I mean, I just don’t know that many languages.

When I first met my wife it wasn’t exactly love at first sight… Neither of us had a webcam.

new car, 32-inch television, Iphone and Ipad – will make great presents for Christmas next year. cheers Susanna Reid

Why do people buy Apple Macs? They keep on breaking Windows.

After 15 pints my standards drop and I end up doing internet searches for ugly women. Beer googles eh.

I’m a government agent responsible for the snooping of ordinary citizens’ computer and internet habits by the state. And Windows 7 was my idea.

I sent someone the web address of a picture of red bull and sugar It was a hyperlink