Category: computers/technology

I never go on websites like chat roulette or omegle With my clothes on.

apparently Facebook shares are really expensive i felt like a cheapskate just liking photos now

Apple is a technology company, built on user experience and on harnessing the Internet. If you are wondering what the joke is, try ordering an Ipad 2 on-line…

They say the Kindle Fire is the first tablet that allows you to communicate with the cloud. I found I was able to communicate with both clouds and rainbows using LSD.

Has predictive texting had a negative effect on standards of grammar? Defiantly.

I’ve yet to see Adobe Acrobat do any tricks. I’m very disappointed.

My wife said that she wants to spend some quality time with me tonight. So I’m going to have my Xbox headset on mute this evening.

I’ve just doubled the efficiency and trebled the capacity of my laptop. I deleted Windows.

The Nokia N8. What will you do with it? Use it as a phone maybe?

Notice how there is no option in the relationship box for “happily married” on Facebook -edit- Notice how there is no Facebook.

I just checked the clock but it said 4:04 ‘Time not found’

We’re FIFA, and no technology was our idea!

I’m using the mouse with my left hand for a change. It feels like someone else is doing it.

The Modern day irony: The “My Music” & “My Videos” folders on your PC contain none of ‘your’ music or videos.

A computer geek comes back to hotel reception with the key from room 404 and says: ‘Room not found’.