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Well I’ve just got my new …

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Well I’ve just got my new iPhone4 and so far I haven’t had any problems with the recep

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You know you spend too mu …

October 2qjoq.comLeave a Comment on You know you spend too mu …

You know you spend too much time on your computer when you type com after every full stop.com

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Nanotechnology is gonna b …

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Nanotechnology is gonna be huge.

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I experienced an unexpect …

September 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I experienced an unexpect …

I experienced an unexpected error on my iphone today. It let me make a call.

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Got lost in the woods ear …

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Got lost in the woods earlier. Thank god I had my smartphone. I would have been well bored waiting 11 hours for someone to walk past and find me without the internet.

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Apparently Apple are brin …

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Apparently Apple are bringing out a new computerised Goat… iKid you not.

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Computer geeks. Hacking s …

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Computer geeks. Hacking servers since 1989. The only box they’ll ever penetrate.

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Microsoft users have been …

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Microsoft users have been proven right for once. They always said Steve Jobs couldn’t build a computer to save his life.

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Breaking News!!! Manchest …

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Breaking News!!! Manchester City release new web browser that claims to be the safest in the world…….. having no history to delete at all.

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Wikipedia has a fantastic …

August 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Wikipedia has a fantastic …

Wikipedia has a fantastic business model. They fool people into donating money claiming to help keep the site free.

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Ctrl + B That’s a bold mo …

August 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Ctrl + B That’s a bold mo …

Ctrl + B That’s a bold move.

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So, the new Microsoft adv …

August 25qjoq.comLeave a Comment on So, the new Microsoft adv …

So, the new Microsoft adverts shows a man using the ‘In Private’ mode to search for jewellery. All you cynical people out there thinking that it would never be used this way. In fact, I spent much of the day looking for pearl necklaces….

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My lifetime wish was to b …

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My lifetime wish was to become a master of The Sims 3, but now I’m thinking of changing it. First, however I need to save up 20,000 lifetime happiness.

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My girlfriend tried an Ip …

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My girlfriend tried an Ipad at weekend. Said it wouldnt fit in her knickers properly. Iv told her to stick to tampax in future.

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Apple are the only compan …

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Apple are the only company that would make a device that needs gloves to hold it so it works properly, but if you wear gloves you cant use it properly.

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