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I was surprised when I re …

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I was surprised when I read that it is predicted that Americans will spend $1.8 billion on mobile devices in 2015, and decided that those figures can’t be correct… I’m sure apple will sell more than 4 iPhones.

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Today, I was looking for …

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Today, I was looking for my iPod. When I found it, the first song to come on shuffle was ‘You Found Me’ by The Fray. Well played iPod, well played.

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Elderly couples. Just rem …

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Elderly couples. Just remember those 3 special words that still hold you together, the 3 special words that you have used through thick and thin. Just remember those 3 special words… “Delete Browsing History”

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I feel bad searching for …

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I feel bad searching for a new laptop on my current one. It’s like telling your wife of many years to find you a sleek, younger version of herself that offers a better all-round performance.

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Am I the only person who …

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Am I the only person who didn’t come up with the idea of Windows 7?

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February 14th,Valentines …

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February 14th,Valentines day. Angry birds makes its debut on Facebook. Bit of a coincidence.

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I bought a great new hold …

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I bought a great new holder for my apple and blackberry its called a fruit bowl

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Your mobile phone has mor …

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Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launch a bird into pigs.

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I’ve been working at iPho …

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I’ve been working at iPhone support for years now. Off and on.

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I’ve had a rollercoaster …

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I’ve had a rollercoaster of a year in 2010. But I can’t be bothered playing Theme Park Rollercoaster all over again in 2011.

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Got an iPhone? Turn it in …

April 17qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Got an iPhone? Turn it in …

Got an iPhone? Turn it into a virtual Blackberry by enabling airplane mode.

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What does the new iPad an …

April 14qjoq.comLeave a Comment on What does the new iPad an …

What does the new iPad and my 2 day old son have in common. The both failed a drop test.

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IT support: “Did you try …

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IT support: “Did you try turning it off and on again?” “It’s half-way successful.” “What do you mean?” “It won’t turn on again!”

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What do you call someone …

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What do you call someone who owns an iphone? It doesn’t matter, they won’t answer.

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Gave my slow pc a reboot …

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Gave my slow pc a reboot this morning. I kicked it twice this time round.

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