Category: computers/technology

Good looks, success, charm, wit, youth, charisma. For everyone else, there’s ‘Mastercard’

You know its bad when even spellcheck doesnt have a suggestion

I was on i-tunes downloading some i-songs onto my i-phone the other i-day, when it suddenly occurred to me I’m a balding, middle age man having a nervous breakdown trying to be cool.

I just created a new computer virus that only targets Apple. It’s a worm.

A local Apple store was burgled for over 10k of merchandise. Police remain hopeful they can find and return both computers.

Have you seen match.com? There are literally thousands of average looking women to choose from. I feel like a kid in a broccoli shop.

I heard yesterday that there’s talk amongst computer companies to increase the size of a byte by one-eighth. I’d say that’s a bit too much.

iPhone users: todays the day you get to upgrade to version 3.0! You finally get to copy & paste from sicki & use up your free texts on your one & only friend!

“Can I have a Big Mac please?” “Sir, you’ve got to be more specific than that.” said the Apple salesman.

I finally found a cure for my insomnia this morning. I just sat outside the Apple store for half an hour counting sheep.

I had a spider on my keyboard. I have it under Ctrl.

Mark Zuckerberg turns 28 today. Winklevoss twins would like to point out that they already turned 28 first.

How do you know a blondes been sending emails? Letters in the CD-ROM.

I like my women like I like my HTML… accessible and compliant

Apple are working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy, it’s called the iEye Captain.