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AltGr For when the Alt ke …

June 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on AltGr For when the Alt ke …

AltGr For when the Alt key isn’t angry enough for you.

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My iPod wouldn’t connect …

June 15qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My iPod wouldn’t connect …

My iPod wouldn’t connect to iTunes earlier. Left me with a horrible syncing feeling

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400 miles away from Rio d …

June 9qjoq.comLeave a Comment on 400 miles away from Rio d …

400 miles away from Rio de Janeiro over the Atlantic Ocean with a major electrical on board failure? Sorry, there really isn’t an app for that. Best regards iPhone Software Development Team

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I’ve invented a new phone …

June 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’ve invented a new phone …

I’ve invented a new phone called the ‘EyePhone’. It can only store one contact.

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I was watching the gadget …

June 2qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was watching the gadget …

I was watching the gadget show on Dave the other day. I must say im looking forward to the playstation 3 but im skeptical about this touchscreen technology the keep going on about!

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I heard Apple are introdu …

May 27qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I heard Apple are introdu …

I heard Apple are introducing a new product specifically for cats and dogs. It’s called iAms.

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If Facebook ever shut dow …

May 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on If Facebook ever shut dow …

If Facebook ever shut down, you’d see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming “Do you like this?! DO YOU?!”

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Was asked the question to …

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Was asked the question today….. “Whats the biggesy icons of the 21st century?” “Phone, Pad & Pod” Wasnt the answers they were looking for!

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What do submarines and Mi …

May 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on What do submarines and Mi …

What do submarines and Microsoft have in common? Try opening a Window.

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You know you’re a geek wh …

May 3qjoq.comLeave a Comment on You know you’re a geek wh …

You know you’re a geek when you try to shoo a fly away from your monitor with your mouse cursor.

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A while ago in history we …

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A while ago in history we were talking about technological advances. Someone brought up the fact that kids as young as 4 are getting things like iphones. My teacher replied “good god they cant even count!”. Another student quickly replied “there’s an app for that”.

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I currently own a system …

April 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I currently own a system …

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98.

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Just bought a Wii fit in …

April 18qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Just bought a Wii fit in …

Just bought a Wii fit in a sale, and lost 90 pounds instantly.

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My wife is leaving me bec …

April 15qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My wife is leaving me bec …

My wife is leaving me because apparently I’m not ‘man enough’. Well at least now, I will get my turn on the Playstation.

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The iPad 2 has loads of g …

April 12qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The iPad 2 has loads of g …

The iPad 2 has loads of great new features, but it’s the two built in cameras that really set it apart. They’re just perfect for taking pictures of the now obsolete iPad I bought 3 months ago so I can put it on eBay.

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