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I thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.
Continue ReadingI thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.
Continue Readingwindows 7 good for virus blocking history deleting and you can use it easily with one hand what are they expecting of us?
Continue ReadingI love call of duty. I don’t play the game myself but it means that there are a lot more bored girlfriends out there looking to get laid.
Continue ReadingRemember days before computers? Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip […]
Continue ReadingMy smartphone got me into trouble yesterday. I was at my daughters playgroup when one of the mums said: “What’s that in your pocket?” “I have a Desire.” was probably not the best response. Nor was showing them the RedTube app. And my list of favourites.
Continue ReadingI like my women like I like my Xbox. Dead with a red ring.
Continue ReadingAdded my first friend on Facebook- my mum. Now I can change my relationship status!
Continue ReadingMicrosoft’s in private browsing
Continue ReadingJust bought one of those cheap knock off iPhones from a site in china for 100 quid. Don’t care what you say the samsung galaxy looks alright.
Continue ReadingDiablo 3 is the hardest game I’ve ever played. I can’t even make it past the log in screen.
Continue ReadingI saw an iMac in my workplace today. So I grabbed a marker pen and scribbled ‘unt’ next to the logo.
Continue ReadingA system administrator has only two problems… Dumb Users and Smart Users
Continue ReadingWe all know who to blame if Windows 7 fails
Continue ReadingI sent an error report. Windows 7 was my idea.
Continue ReadingAm I the only one who thinks it’s funny that the new black Nintendo Wii needs a white controller to make it work?
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