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This year saw Apple Inc b …

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This year saw Apple Inc become the richest company in the world. It is rumoured that they now have so much money that they can even afford to buy one of their own laptops.

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Dry stone wall building.. …

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Dry stone wall building… a grown mans Tetris

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Kinect for Xbox 360. Beca …

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Kinect for Xbox 360. Because real exercise just isn’t virtual enough

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Why pay the normal price …

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Why pay the normal price for a computer, when you can pay twice as much and get a picture of an apple on it?

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This girl my friend knows …

September 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on This girl my friend knows …

This girl my friend knows (we’ll call her the dogsitter) was looking after a dog for another friend while she was on holiday. During this period the dog unfortunately died. The dogsitter phoned the vets and informed them and asked what to do. They told her to bring the dog in to the vets. The […]

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Stone vs. iPhone 3G: Ston …

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Stone vs. iPhone 3G: Stone (40,000 BC)- MMS: NO Video calling: NO Video recording: NO Changeable memory cards: NO Touchscreen: NO iPhone 3G (2008)- MMS: NO Video calling: NO Video recording: NO Changeable memory cards: NO Touchscreen: YES

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It’s a good job Apple isn …

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It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2012 and get 2011S instead.

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I wonder if 60 years from …

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I wonder if 60 years from now, robots will go to nightclubs and get a huge kick out of doing “The Human”.

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The other day, my mate as …

August 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The other day, my mate as …

The other day, my mate asked me what I thought of Internet Message boards… I said I’m all Forum

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.’ I just went for a slas …

August 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on .’ I just went for a slas …

.’ I just went for a slash and missed.

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I helped the guy next doo …

August 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I helped the guy next doo …

I helped the guy next door set up his new wireless broadband yesterday – he hasn’t got a clue about computers. It’s really quick though, we’re both pleased with it.

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Yes windows, because I wi …

August 15qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Yes windows, because I wi …

Yes windows, because I will be using that feature to hide ‘buying my wife an engagement ring’

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Apple are to rebrand thei …

August 7qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Apple are to rebrand thei …

Apple are to rebrand their iPhone 4 as an “iPad Mini” after Trade Descriptions took issue with the “phone” element of the current name.

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O’Sullivan keeps losing a …

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O’Sullivan keeps losing at his own snooker app… The iRonnie.

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How do you change your ph …

August 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on How do you change your ph …

How do you change your phone to a jukebox? Phone Virgin Media’s help line

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