Category: communication

Normally I hate the adverts on television but the last one I saw I really agreed with. It was warning of the dangers of cyber bullying; how sad and sick it is. How cyber bullying really does show the broken society we live in today and all that has changed over the years with the […]

Texting – Because a 5 minute conversation should take all day.

Excellent personality test: type in ‘coal’ to your predictive text and see what comes up first.

The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.

Going to start calling my girlfriend 02 to see if she will go down on me.

Why is it that the most important part of a voicemail is always the hardest to hear?

The problem with women is that they lack the power of conversation…. but not the power of talking

*IF YOU CAN READ THIS* Then you’re probably not using a Blackberry

“I’ve finally learnt the art of throwing my voice”, said my kettle.

‘If you don’t have an iPhone… You don’t have an iPhone.’ The kind of intelligence and wisdom often displayed by someone with an iPhone.

The funniest thing to do using Google+ Step 1. Randomly divide everyone you know into two seperate circles. Step 2. Post to circle 1 that you just got an awesome new job Step 3. Post to circle 2 that you just contracted some disease Step 4. Post to your extended circles the message: ‘Tomorrow is […]

Just got my best mate, my dog a cell phone plan. It comes with roll-over minutes.

You know you’re unpopular when 118 ignore your texts.

Does anybody else think that ‘Facetime’ by Apple sounds like a weekly quota of oral?

Some girl updated her bbm status: “Phones about to die :/” 3 hours later… “RIP Uncle John