Category: childish

It really amuses me when people approach my car door and I pull away then stop halfway down the street, and pull away again. I know it’s childish, but it gets rather boring being a taxi driver.

My mum is kicking me out of the house. She says its time for me to grow up, and stop living like I’m a teenager in the 90’s. What a mong…

I have always wanted to be a comedian………….but im scared of being laughed at.

Entered a farting contest the other day. Mine wasn’t the best but it wasn’t to be sniffed at.

You know you truly still are a child when you take an orange segement, put it in your mouth and pretend your a boxer.

I’ve lived a life full of mistakes…I mean regrets.

Police have arrested The Big Bad Wolf and charged him with the attempted murder of three of their most junior officers.

The Head Teacher of my local school asked me to perform a magic trick for the kids in wheelchairs the other day. So i climbed a ladder.

Apparently, I always put childish phrases into sentences when they are not needed, well that’s what she said.

People say my jokes are quite cheesy… Personally, I think they’re quite mature

I don’t get all these 10 year olds being teased for not having a date. I mean, when I was their age I was shunned for not knowing how to do an arm fart.

It’s cute when your child comes home from nursery and tells you that she’s got a new boyfriend… …this changes however, when you find out that he is older than you…

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Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you laugh for no reason, in which case you need medicine.

just took a dump in the ladies bathroom at work. The mens room was open, but i just wanted to show them ladies whos boss.