Category: childish

I hate working in a posh school. Roll call is the worst. “Tarquin” “Sir” “Wilton” “Sir” “Emency” “Sir” “Tarquin Wilton Emency Phillips Boucher! Please stop interrupting me!”

I was holding on to our new born baby a little too much recently. My missus told me to put him down. I think saying “you’re small, ugly and smell” wasn’t quite what she meant.

I was having a discussion with my wife today. She was going on about how I was too immature and childish for her and that she thinks we should terminate our marriage. “If you ever grow up, come and find me.” she said, “But right now, it’s over”. I broke down into tears at this […]

I was having a row with my girlfriend last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She’s just a stinky poo face.