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Things are getting a bit childish in here. Come on, Teddy, we’re leaving.
Continue ReadingThings are getting a bit childish in here. Come on, Teddy, we’re leaving.
Continue ReadingAgeing – Paedophiles worst nightmare.
Continue ReadingDriving along, the wife shouts “Stop pulling faces at kids!” “But they pulled faces at me first!” I exclaimed….. “Grow up!” she cried, “That’s a special bus!”
Continue ReadingHaving not lost a tennis match in 4 years,I was furious at losing today with the unmpire making some terrible decisions. “For cyring out loud Dave,Luke is only 7,letting him win just once wont kill you” said the wife.
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Continue Readingmy wife thinks that I’m too childish and says that if I don’t get down from on top of the wardrobe she is moving out. I’m the one that is safe from the hot lava.
Continue ReadingMy mate was named after his father. They called him “Dad”.
Continue ReadingI tagged my mate in a photo on Facebook. He reported me to our boss in ASDA and now I’m no longer to be trusted with the price gun.
Continue ReadingMe and the Mrs were having another fight so I demanded she got off my back. I was in no mood to give her or anyone else a piggyback.
Continue ReadingBreaking news: An egg fell off the shelves in Tesco this morning and smashed on the floor. The next of Kinder have been informed.
Continue ReadingBoss: “I’m sorry Mr Smith, but I’m going to have to let you go, your immaturity in the workplace has gone too far, and quite frankly you’re just plain obnoxious and childish” Me: “I know you are but what am I?”
Continue ReadingBBC News – Donagh victims ‘Forgotten about’ Erm… Who?
Continue ReadingI must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Continue ReadingThis is a true story which happened on the M1 a short while ago: A police officer had found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists and one day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem. Ten year old Dennis Porter was […]
Continue ReadingAs I stared through the bars of my cage, I was surprised to see the witch eating her own house made of sweets. Then I realised that it must be that time of the month.
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