Category: charity

Wow, Sport Relief? That’s nothing, Basheed has to walk 12 miles a day to fetch water for his family…

After all the running around to collect the ten thousand pound that I raised for Children In Need for walking a whole fifty miles, I decided that I needed a car, lucky really.

adrian chiles getting his beard shaved for sport relief id of rather given a fiver to see christines beard shaved off !!!!

I donated to charity yesterday…seems they prefer money to sperm though.

I must have seen hundreds of asians and blacks driving taxis this weekend in London which made me think… Its nice to see Comic Relief is still working

Our son asked what we’d like as a Silver Wedding present, so I told him to surprise us, but hinted at a stay in one of those hotels that Lenny Henry goes to on the telly. So here we are in Ethiopia in a hut built entirely from cow dung.

As I was beating up my 12 year old son when my wife walked in and screamed, ” What you doing? Stop it!” I said, ” I gave him 10 the other day and he totally misspent it.” She said,” He didn’t. He gave 5 to Water Aid and the rest to a Malaria charity.” […]

Just been around this proper poor housing estate with a camera, claiming i was here for the week and trying to find out more information about the local community. At the end of the week I told them, that in fact I was a secret a millionaire and had a 60,000 cheque. Needless to say […]

I was walking past a beggar this morning when he said, “Excuse me mate,. I haven’t eaten for 4 days.” So I said, ” Go on, force yourself.”

I can’t give away my old clothes to the poor. They have enough to put up with without the add humiliation of wearing last season clothes.

I work in an office with 14 women and I am the only guy Tomorrow they have asked me to bake something for Comic Relief Rohypnol drizzle cakes! mmmmmmm….

Walking In London these days is like a mine field. I mean I went out down Oxford street and by the time I got home I had sponsored 3 Africans , 2 Asians and been given enough leaflets to start my own recycling plant.

TV: So please, dig deep into your pockets and give generously… I would, but they’re round my ankles at the minute.

For sport relief every footballer has donated a weeks wages,so we decided to buy africa.

Want to be Invisible to other people? Just stand in the doorway of a supermarket holding a charity tin.