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I’m going to sit in a bath of baked beans on Red Nose Day. Not for money. Just a show of contempt at the starving.
Continue ReadingI’m going to sit in a bath of baked beans on Red Nose Day. Not for money. Just a show of contempt at the starving.
Continue ReadingI swear, on an African kids life, that I wont be giving any money to Comic Relief.
Continue ReadingAfter watching Comic Relief and seeing all the poverty it’s made me realise how lucky I am. I got my 32 inch HD TV half price on the last day of the sale, it’s like the flies are actually in the room.
Continue ReadingIs it just me, or do you think that some of the Comic Relief money sent to Africa, should be spent on condoms and the morning after pill?
Continue ReadingThe tagline to the charity Save The Children is “No child born to die.” Well, technically…
Continue ReadingI had to keep restarting my TV during comic relief. Everytime they showed a film my TV went black!
Continue ReadingI wanted to do something really original for Sport Relief, but just ended up doing something that’s been done a million times before. I changed channel.
Continue ReadingThe BBC are going to have a new fund raising event next year for people who have lost limbs. It’s called “hand relief”.
Continue ReadingI think I’m being scammed. I give five pounds a month to a charity. They’re committed to beating heart disease. All the diseases I can think of make it stop.
Continue ReadingOne of those clips of ill african children just came on Comin Relief. My wife thought i was being all sensative when I reached for a box of tissues. Well she couldn’t of been more wrong.
Continue ReadingSome people in Africa walk eight miles every day, just to get away from Lenny Henry.
Continue ReadingMy wife was disappointed when she saw my efforts for Comic Relief, Masturbating over Hentai.
Continue ReadingI’ve just got a charity appeal letter from the NSPCC. For 2.00 a week, I can help STOP Julie doing things she doesn’t understand. I’ve also got one from the Mong Society where for 2.00 a week I can help Susie DO things she doesn’t understand. Why don’t they just swap homes?
Continue ReadingI’ve been sponsoring a child in Africa for about 8 months now and i’m starting to get really annoyed. I mean, in all the photos i’ve been sent of little Keto, I haven’t once seen my name on the front of his shirt.
Continue ReadingAfter the success of the “Help our heroes” charity campaign,I would like to ask for donations of kids underwear,books,toys even sweets for my “Help our paedos” campaign.
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