Category: charity

Surely I wasn’t the only Bloke watching Susan Boyle and Peter Kay’s alter ego Geraldine on Comic Relief, and thinking that Peter Kay was the Attractive one!!

I refuse to donate to animal charities when I’ve seen their adverts on TV. If they can’t turn a talking dog into a money making machine then they don’t deserve my help.

I’m really looking forward to tonights’ Children in Need TV spectacular, although some of the horrific sights and scenes can be very distressing. Last year, Amy Winehouse and James Blunt’s performances alone had me crying and reaching for the Prozac.

Apparently for just 187 per year I can help make sure that 11 year old Anita doesn’t have to walk 4 miles to get fresh water, cook, clean or look after her 5 younger brothers and I could give her a chance to be a child. 187? That’ll pay my water bill for a year. […]

Isn’t it a bit ironic how they’re trying to get us to slob around in front of the TV to watch sport relief?

Anybody else laugh on children in need , When Cheryl Cole was pleading for money and was talking about how many people run away each year and they showed a disabled child with no feet ?

You know you’re going to be unemployed for life when you can’t get a job as a volunteer at a Charity Shop

Co-op fair trade chocolate is made up of 93% fairtrade ingredients. Do they make their profit from ripping off the other 7%?

Last week, Comic Relief asked me to do ‘something funny for money.’ I went one better, however. I did nothing – for free.

One of the things I love about this time of year is how those kind charities give out free bin bags through the letterbox. Thanks to Sue Ryder, British Heart Foundation and Children’s Leukemia Research for getting into the Christmas spirit. I have saved a fortune!

Every time I click my fingers…my PA brings me an cappuccino.

Have you heard of the ‘Computers for Africa’ charity supplying the poorest regions with computers and laptops to help with education? It must be nice for them to look forward to getting a virus which isn’t HIV.

Children In Need Babestation for Paedophiles

An African child dies from starvation every three seconds. On the plus side, that’s less money I need to give to Children In Need next year.

It’s 1.20am in the morning and I’ve been watching BBC’s Comic Relief for over six hours. All these people donating hundreds of pounds of their own money and I must admit that I feel disgusted in myself. I should have gone to bed about 10pm, as I’m in work for 6am.