Category: charity

I just had a leaflet posted through my door inviting me to what sounds like a very prestigious annual fashion event. Third World Clothing Collection is on Tuesday.

What’s red and not worth paying for? A plastic nose.

I had a water fight with a few locals to cool everybody down yesterday. My bosses at Oxfam aid Relief said that water was for drinking and have pulled me out of Kenya.

Yesterday, I was kicked out of Oxfam for puffing Marlboros. It appears there’s not much demand for second-hand smoke.

Berbatov donated 1 pound for every yard he’s covered this season. Comic Relief were very thankful for the 3 pound donation.

im supporting race for life this year. by standing at the starting line with a machine gun

Wanted to do something for Comic Relief this year as i have never donated before, so i decided to donate a tenner for every goal Torres scored for Chelsea between him signing for them and today. Oh well, maybe next time

I was about to donate some money to help feed starving African children, but decided I wanted another bag of maltesers instead. I love my life.

I love children in need. …What charity appeal?

nice to see nicklas bendtner making an appearance on comic relief.

Just 3 pounds a month will help provide training for the England team.. Please..

Susan Boyle and Peter Kay in the same room at the same time? I suspect editing.

With the credit crunch upon us, I would like to thank all the charities for understanding and leaving us with free swing bin liners every week.

BBC1 should explain the concept behind Sport Relief a bit better next time. I don’t think their executives can even begin to imagine how hard it has been trying to crack one out over Gary Lineker and Alan Hansen.

What smells of fish and sweat? Race for Life.