Category: charity

Watching comic relief, there’s some depressing stuff on here that truely brings a tear to my eye. Little Britain and Catherine Tate in the same sketch….

Is it just me or are children only in need once a year?

I’ve been watching some of the Comic Relief tonight and it really me thinking… Does anyone else find the appeal videos funnier than the sketches?

Terry, I watched those spastic girls drooling on Children In Need earlier and I raised 6 inches.

I’m all for blokes growing a moustache for Movember. But did my wife have to join in.

I for one am impressed with Jade Goody. In her suffering she has still found time to shave her head for Comic Relief.

Watching Children In Need has made me feel really proud of my contribution. Without me they wouldn’t have had half of those stories about abused kids.

My wife wanted me to donate to the WWF and tried to persuade me by telling me a sob story about a soon to be extinct black and white bear. I’m not going to panda to that.

I decided to do something good and donate money to one of those kids in Africa. I think I might be donating too much though..? ‘Abasi’ just added me as a friend on Facebook.

Finally. A natural disaster in a country I don’t have to give money to.

Why is it that when people paint their face red for red nose day they say its for a good cause but when I paint my face black for black history month I’m labelled a racist?

Cats and dogs will happily drink dirty water out of a puddle. Yet when Africans do it, I have to donate 2 a month.

I can’t believe that the whole night of television is taken up by celebrities asking people to give their money to charity. If I wanted to donate money to children in need I’d give my kids some pocket money.

All this talk about “children in need” and not one mention of poor Madeline McCann. She must have ran out of condoms by now.

This year im going to take a leaf out of Harringey councils book I wont be helping Children In Need